London Pub

I was in a London pub the other night. I noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?".

One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!" .

So, I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?".

..that's all I remember!!