Saturday, April 16, 2011

The JFK Experiment: New Version - Photosynth

The JFK Experiment: New Version - Photosynth

So I'm watching this synth play.. and it makes me wonder: what is that green grass on the far side of JFK?
Why are there no citizens, or police, or anyone *visible* standing, waving, cheering?

Friday, April 15, 2011

How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

As seen on

Monday, April 11, 2011

Cortical Computing with Memristive Nanodevices

I love neuromorphical articles.. but this one had one tiny little brain fart that tickled my giggles.

Check out Figure 6... notice anything weird about it?
"Neutron Dynamics"?

Yah, thought so too. :P

Unless.. there is an interaction between neutrons and neurons that I've missed... *pulls out microscope and slide rule*

Why Venetian Princess Hasn't Been Posting Videos

This beautiful woman is creating original works of art: Parodies. Sometimes of crappy mass-produced crap, sometimes of decent songs. But they are all entertaining to watch.

She is using her own music, singing her own words, creating her own sets.

So how in the hell can she be being sued by the sellers of the songs she is parodying?

First: Her music will in no way cause of loss of profit for the sellers. In fact, it only increases their advertising base.

Second: She is clever. She is smart. She is beautiful. And best of all: She is nice.

Third: As a human, a sentient being, she has a right to sing anything she wants. Anything.

Some people would reply, "Oh you can be sued for anything!".

Maybe.. but crap like lawsuits has to stop. Copyrights are intended to protect original works of art, not financially grind people -humans- into poverty.

Truly.. I believe the suers are actually jealous that they are not making money off of Her!

Weird Al Yankovich.. can you provide a guiding wing for this princess?

Friday, April 8, 2011

YouTube - 15,000 Volt Weedkiller

"Torturing the lawn with 15kV @ 1A"
15,000 watts? You might wanna check your math again.. that's enough to power 3 households..

YouTube - Tino vs. the neon transformer

"my friend Tino thought he was tougher than the neon light transformer. he was wrong."

Lol. Are we witness to Natural Selection at work?

Purpose of Life

"The purpose of life is to discover your gift. The meaning of life is to give it away." -[citation needed]

I don't know who said it.. but I really like it. :)

Facebook Interface

Facebook: "View the comment."

Really? You take up 3 'lines' of screen real estate and force me to click on a non-hyper hyperlink just to show a one 'line' comment ?


Do you ever use these 'enhancements' that you throw onto us with no choice?

Then again, my friend always says "All interfaces suck."

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Ole and Sven

Ole and Sven are drinking beers when Sven says to Ole, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She has not spoken to me for over two months."
Ole takes his hat off and scratches his head, thinks for a minute, and finally says to Sven, "You'd better be thinking twice about doin' that Sven. Women like that are very hard to find."

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Women Sexually Forcing Themselves Upon Men

Don't tell me women can't be sexual predators. This is happening right here!

Subject: Warning for Men

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your vehicle as you are packing away your purchases. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and cleaner, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. *Note: it's almost impossible to not look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead simply ask for a ride to the nearest McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 12th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also July 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon)

Editor's Note:
Walmart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the dollar store (and bought them out in three of the local stores!).

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Brendan Fraser learns from a Gorilla and falls in love with a Lady

Click the imdb link to look for a surprise for this funny movie!
Brendan Fraser learns from a Gorilla!

I lolled a lot watching this..

Hunter's Hose

A hunter went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and twenty-five feet long?"

"Hmmm.", mused the carpenter. "It could be done, I suppose, but what would you want a box like that for?"

"Well, you see," said the hunter, "my neighbor moved away and forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose."

A TowelHead

Do you have anything against a towelhead?... would you like to?!

I do.


Procrastination is a good trait.. in a would-be serial killer.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Space Pussy Cat

I love cats, but this video gives me the giggles. Poor Pussy!

Apollo Buzz

Cheers to Buzz Aldrin, a hero!

Bart Sibrel.. you are a moron.