The Straight Dope - Fighting Ignorance Since 1973

The Straight Dope - Fighting Ignorance Since 1973: "Who is this man called Cecil Adams?"

1. Who is Cecil Adams?
   Cecil Adams is the world's most intelligent human being. We know this because: (1) he knows everything, and (2) he is never wrong.
2. How do we know that Cecil knows everything and is never wrong?
   Because he said so, and he would never lie to us.

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