The Angry Birds Defense

So my daughter introduced me to the crazy game angry birds.. 3 coffee pots later I'm thinking to myself, unsure if I'm saying it out loud, "die pig! die!"

And then the thought occurred to me, how long before some lame cop is walking by a teenager when the teenager says that very thought out loud?

Of course we all assume the kid has no idea the officer is even there, but with the police-state we are in, the pig cop takes offense and arrests the poor kid for uttering a death threat...