Celebrity Beastiality

So my wife and I watched Zack and Miri make a porno (I really lke Elizabeth Banks, but don't tell my wife that!).. and it got me to thinking what does it take to make money making porn in the real world?

So I did some googling.. which is my start any time I want to research something. I mean, having the whole (well, almost) internets at your fingertips should be awesome right? Right?

Out of this research, I came across another almost-blog were he mentions that by just adding the keywords 'Celebrity Beastiality' his search engine rank shot up (and of course, his web traffic. Which equals more clicks on the ads displayed. Which equals more money.).

Even though he had no porn of any type.. it worked. So I'm wondering if the same thing would work here, or get smothered in the billion other blogs and websites doing the similar thing.

So, perverts, just so you know: there is no real porn on this blog. Go read a good book and stop looking for dirty pics. :)